YOU ALWAYS CAN FIND FRIENDS ON THE BEACH

This friendly fellow is saving my beach spot for me next week ...... "he" (or she) is an endangered rock iguana and is the only inhabitant found on Little Water Cay (island) just east of Providenciales.  They were almost wiped out totally by the growth of dog and cat populations on the other Turks and Caicos  "Cays". But here, on their own little private island .... you know some scabbie developer would just love to get his hands on this virgin sand .... they are protected and flourish with a 98% survival rate!

Tourists ... of which I plan to be in 2 weeks ........ of the non-furry kind can come and visit and pay the admission that goes to help protect them.

IRRITATING CRAP MY HUSBAND DOES ....... OR THE MAN THAT THINKS I'M HIS GIRL FRIDAY .... a working title

It never fails .... almost every time I sit in front of the computer .... just to sit and read and respond to "fun" web sites and email instead of the email I handle at work all day like firing off  ..... the " you are in notice of noncompliance" moron!, ...... the "what exactly do you think you are gonna do on my construction site" moron!, ...... the "you did what?" moron!, ...... the "you want what? moron! ..... and my favorite .... the "why can't you boys quit acting like a bunch of girls and get along" morons!!!  .... sigh !  (please note: the "moron" part is not written, only merely implied. I am nothing but professional .... to the morons)  ....  such the life as a female construction manager! Then I come home to a new job!  That of GOO's Admin Assistant !!!!

While I'm at the computer doing my "fun" surfing,  I hear the orders ...... oh no I know I'm in trouble ......... from the "Boss" on the living room couch while watching .........
Old reruns of GUNSMOKE/THE RIFLEMAN/BONANZA/BIG VALLEY. "Hey, lookup" ...... 
How old this old actor is?

If this actor is alive?

If this actor is still working?

When this actor died?

THE NEWS HOUR. "Hey, lookup" ........

This person's obituary?

And see if I heard my old friend’s house was on fire maybe?

One of my ex-employees was on the 5 PM news. See what they did?

ADS AND DISCOVERY CHANNEL you become the TICKET OBTAINER & GENERAL FACT CHECKER. "Hey, lookup" ........

To see if we can get tickets for this concert ? …. as in Artist I never knew he liked or comedian I never heard of .... AND put it on MY credit card !

What is winning the grossest scene Poll on the "Walking Dead" site .... like I want to know that!!!

The lyrics to this song or when it came out or who sang it .... is there a game of "WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE" going on in the living room or are you the "phone a friend"? 

What time that store closes … also see if it tells you if they carry this random/weird item? ... next you are going to want me to go and get it ................. aren't you?

See if this is true urban legend or history trivia ? ..... really really ???

Have I mentioned my GOO is on disability and is home .... except for a few Dr appts during the week .... ALLLLLLLL day.

Apparently,  no one can get to the facts like I can!

COULD I BE NEXT???

I just want to know  ..... choice of words where they actually fit  .... WTF do you have to do to get yourself  FIRED from a blog .... a blog .... not a TV show  .... A BLOG !!!   AND you can tell the guy who runs the site was mad! His letter to his members was just full of "I am soooo PISSED off at this beeotch!".  No one on a web site can really see your true self. Only what you want them to see but apparently it is coming out what her issues were:

•  Not quite giving unique advice to her end of the real "deals". Example: One of her suggestions were to subscribe/download to Coupon Cabin to the members of  ....... Coupon Cabin ..... Who did she think was reading her column?
• Making demands for things like security.  YES ITS TRUE, TRUE, ALLLLL TRUE .... we bloggers have that pesky fanatical fan problem. Mine are lying in wait for me at "Bottom Dollar"as I type. 
• She was making things up to enhance her column. Some of us don't have to. 

So from me and MY "support staff" we thank you for reading! 

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NOTHING SAYS HALLOWEEN COSTUME LIKE A SESAME STREET CHARACTER

GOOOOOD NEWS THIS HALLOWEEN LADIES!!! 

You are NOT just limited to buying the sexy witch, the almost bare breasted nurse or a tightly corseted pirate costume! It is the year we have all been waiting for. Finally, costume makers are expanding their horizons in women's Halloween costume choices! 

This year you can be a seductive BERT, a belly baring ERNIE or a naughty sleek and slim BIG BIRD in spandex!

What ....  oh what should I chose?

ITS FIVE O'CLOCK SOMEWHERE

"Somewhere" for me will be the Infinity Bar ..... yes that is a bar ......  at Grace Bay Resort in Providenciales .... Turks and Caicos in case you forgot ..........  in 35 DAYS ......  I'll have a margarita for you!

VOTE 2012

I know as an ideal well informed American voter I should watch this tonight .... I just can't! 

Debates are  ...wellll ... boring. AND they lie.  They both will make stuff up to get their point across. I CAN NOT STAND THAT ABOVE ALL ELSE. WHY? Why do they have to do this? .... for the few applause they receive when they one up the other guy ...... is that what winning a debate is all about? Beside there always the fact checkers ready to pounce and it will be published tomorrow by all the news agencies who spun the biggest and most whoppers ...............  SO in an effort to not dislike my already chosen candidate I shall refrain from watching something where I will think less of him .... that and there is a new episode of GHOST HUNTERS is on at the same time.