NEVER MIND THE KID ... WHAT IS THE BRIDE WEARING?

Did you see this news story today?  Here is the video LINK.

The ring bearer faints and is lying at this bride's feet with his legs twitching  as if he was convulsing ..... this Bride-zilla ....... nor the clueless looking groom ........ doesn't even so much as flinch. Her (their) only acknowledgement is lowering her eyes to the floor as you see in the pic.

The news agencies picking up on this story mention the bride's disgusted look at the poor kid sprawled on the floor, who was inquiring if the rings are okay. Never mind HER disgusted look, what about mine while thinking, "What is this chick wearing?" . Talk about discount bridal and that head piece .....  is that not from the Michael's bridal aisle meant for a flower girl? ..... What gave it away? ...... it doesn't even fit her head let alone this CENTURY! And her hair .... Honeeeey .... did you just get out of the shower and didn't give yourself ample time to at least blow dry!

Oooooooooo ... well ...  what should one expect when you get married in a venue where plastic plants went to die .... liturally ...........   this bride has more ribbing to come I'm sure !!!!!!

CALGON TAKE ME AWAY .....

If ever I get around to building that house I’ve been dreaming of for years, I plan to incorporate a regal Master suite so awe-inspiringly virtuosic that people who visit shall be so “jealuss”!  And in contemporary terms, what would a proper MASTER bath be without a jetted tub! Yeeeees …. My luxury bubble making machine would have cream colored terrazzo covering the platform for me to sit on as I slide effortlessly in and out of my spa. The tub will be also niched into a custom boxed bay, walled in with nothing but windows ….. I haven’t quite figured out how the neighbors won’t see me yet, I’m working on it! ……… I shall fill it every evening with warm …. No  …no … hot as I can stand it water and soak my worries away ………………… aaaaahhhhhh!!!

Snap snap snap …….. sorry I’m back! I been researching the jetted tub and sometimes stay at places just because there is THAT tub. I don’t know about you but, I haven’t quite gotten to the Nirvana I described above when I’m in one. First off,  there is the jets …… Yes I’m bitching about the jets that make it bubbly …… every time I try to back into one for that lower back “massage”, I end up giving myself an unneeded enema! Then there is the weird configuration …… that are sculpted to match the curves of your body ….. after I get past the unwelcomed water intrusion, I get uncomfortable in those "ergonomic" seats and just end up floating around in the middle away from them. Most of the tubs do not reheat the water so it is only hot for like 10 minutes after you waited 30 to fill it !!! Don’t even get me started on what I found out about the mold and bacteria making their homes inside the jets if not properly cleaned. YUuuuuCKKKK ... you dont want to know!!!

So, now, I’m back to basics. I just want a nice big old-fashioned soaking tub … with a heater of course! I’m thinking of this style :

Pretty basic uuuhhh? ……………….. I’m so over the Jacuzzi ……