Tuesday, January 22, 2013

SNIFF !


I’m home sick today ….. THIRD illness in the last 2 months … ugh it needs to go away!  It is really the fault of people and people like me. You know the “dedicated” ones that go to work when they are sick!

It started with one of the other engineer’s in the office trying to negotiate closeouts with meetings …. Probably with other sickies ……. before the unspoken “holiday break” ….. I swear NO ONE works in Construction from mid-December to the beginning of January  ……   She was in the office coughing, snotting, barely able to even speak AND she looked absolutely horrible. There was no hiding her sickie sign indicators. By Friday, I was dizzy, sore throat and feverish late afternoon so I had allll weekend  …..  the week before Christmas yet  ….. to stay home on the couch to recover.

Finally, I went on my “Christmas break” ….   Otherwise known as using up all my left over vacation days I purposely saved so I could take off the last 2 weeks of the year ………. I thought I was safe from all the office germs BUT, I was wrong. Daughters were out there working Christmas retail jobs coming into contact with … yes you guessed it …..  sickies who came out to shop and infect the rest of the population!  By New Year’s Eve my nose would only stop running with the help of a box of tissues shoved up it. SIDE NOTE: GOO had that cold spray you spritz in your mouth that is supposed to ward off the onset of the cold. Daughters tried it and it worked! Me …. Not so much ……

On my return to the office January 2nd,  I was getting the “Why don’t you go home?” looks. I just came back from vacation dam it! …. I'm gonna stay here for a little while. However, the anonymous placement of the “Hazard” tape across my office door finally made me realize I was not wanted. So I went home Thursday afternoon not to return till Monday.

I've been doing good the last 2 weeks and then it happen ……. I could hear it from the other office: the undeniable sounds of another sickie. Yes, now it was my boss turn and of course he was working half days last week. Apparently he had a theory that if you only work half days you do not contaminate as many of your co-workers, hmmmmm ....... maybe I’ll only be half as sick!!!

Thursday, January 17, 2013

'CATCHING' UP WITH MY URBAN DICTIONARY


"CATFISH" ....... "CATFISH" -ING  ....... "CATFISH"- ED ...... hmmmmmmm .... NOT the homely mustached creature I'm used to ...... loooking ..... searching ..... googling ........ What does this have to do with this Notre Dame football player   ... Manti Te'o ?????  OK!!!  ..... found it was a movie title where the plot line is a guy who has an online relationship with a woman in another state, who turns out not to be the person she said she was. Like allllll online relationships!  ....... Ohhhhhhh, poooooooor poooooor little Manti! What a tragedy  .... what a cruelty .... what a ...... Waaaaaaait a minute ...... 

Grown man, STAR football player probably with cheerleaders probably hangin' off every arm,  falls for a girl on the internet and continues a relationship  ..... "Love of his life" style ..... with her ONLINE and never ever meets her, never went to see her when she was in the "car accident" ..... although I don't know when this happen ..... never jetted in to see her during her "fight" with Leukemia ..... played a football game the day she "died" never hopped the other  jet to go to her funeral ... grave site ..... or What? didn't he even try to send flowers?  ....... Now he is claiming hoax victim?!!!??!?

I hear there is new word being added to the Urban Dictionary this week ...... "Te'oing" ...... its where you photo yourself in a pose with a picture of your imaginary "miles between us" love of your life and show it around with a frowny face and heavy heart ...... sighs included! 

Saturday, January 5, 2013

THE HYPOCRITE'S GUIDE TO HEALTHY



What would a New Year be without RESOLUTIONS?  Resolutions made and intended to shape THE self into a perfected person.  Or are your Resolutions just a complacent smoke screen made just to appear  you are trying to improve but you think you have already achieved perfection! ……  If only I had that self-indulgent yet …. confident security!  I don’t  …….  so here is my list :
  1. Lose Weight …….. I actually kept this one last year, lost 22 lbs and kept it off. Well, I haven’t exactly weighed myself in the last 2 weeks SOOOOO …

  2. Finish my kitchen …. My kitchen has been in the state of remodel for 4 years. The major components are done ….. dishwasher, countertops, cabinet refinishing …. But the backsplashes and trims have been hanging. I hope to finish before its time to remodel the remodel.
  3. Take my State PE exam …. I have been supposed to take it for the last 3 years. However, it is the testing agencies fault ..... Hmph Hmph ....... that they wanted more info on one of my bosses. I just have to start fighting them to take the test in April.
  4. Study for the April test.
  5. Don’t create anymore self- improvement projects till you are done with 1 thru 4.



Wednesday, January 2, 2013

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Just as I thought .... we are alllll still here to celebrate another year!

Today is the 8th Day of Christmas ..... see I have pictured THE Maids <------ font="font">AAAAAHHHHHH!

I heard a curious thing today about the 5,000 year old Mayan calendar that caused such a ruckus the last few years. The Mayans did not have Leap years. So that means:

 5,000 years / 4 Leap year cycles = 1,250 days.

1,250 days / 365 average year = 3 years, 155 days

Counting back comes to July 20th, 2009 as the actual date of doom.  

We are still here.