If ever I get around to building that house I’ve been dreaming
of for years, I plan to incorporate a regal Master suite so awe-inspiringly virtuosic
that people who visit shall be so “jealuss”! And in contemporary terms, what would a proper
MASTER bath be without a jetted tub! Yeeeees …. My luxury bubble making machine
would have cream colored terrazzo covering the platform for me to sit on as I
slide effortlessly in and out of my spa. The tub will be also niched into a custom
boxed bay, walled in with nothing but windows ….. I haven’t quite figured out
how the neighbors won’t see me yet, I’m working on it! ……… I shall fill it
every evening with warm …. No …no … hot
as I can stand it water and soak my worries away ………………… aaaaahhhhhh!!!
Snap snap snap …….. sorry I’m back! I been researching the
jetted tub and sometimes stay at places just because there is THAT tub. I don’t
know about you but, I haven’t quite gotten to the Nirvana I described above
when I’m in one. First off, there is the
jets …… Yes I’m bitching about the jets that make it bubbly …… every time I try
to back into one for that lower back “massage”, I end up giving myself an unneeded
enema! Then there is the weird configuration …… that are sculpted to match the
curves of your body ….. after I get past the unwelcomed water intrusion, I get
uncomfortable in those "ergonomic" seats and just end up floating around in the
middle away from them. Most of the tubs do not reheat the water so it is only hot for like
10 minutes after you waited 30 to fill it !!! Don’t even get me started on
what I found out about the mold and bacteria making their homes inside the jets if not properly cleaned. YUuuuuCKKKK ... you dont want to know!!!
So, now, I’m back to basics. I just want a nice big old-fashioned soaking
tub … with a heater of course! I’m thinking of this style :
Pretty basic uuuhhh? ……………….. I’m so over the Jacuzzi ……
I had to blow up the pic because it looked like a big banana! A hammock tub! That is very unusual, I would be afraid of falling out!
ReplyDeleteI'd be afraid of the bottom blowing out from the weight of me and the water .... not to mention those flimsy looking hooks on the wall ..... OMG if the builder misses attaching them to the framing they will just pull out of the walll ahhhhhh ..... mayhem everywhere !!!!! Its pretty just not practical .......
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