The ring bearer faints and is lying at this bride's feet with his legs twitching as if he was convulsing ..... this Bride-zilla ....... nor the clueless looking groom ........ doesn't even so much as flinch. Her (their) only acknowledgement is lowering her eyes to the floor as you see in the pic.
The news agencies picking up on this story mention the bride's disgusted look at the poor kid sprawled on the floor, who was inquiring if the rings are okay. Never mind HER disgusted look, what about mine while thinking, "What is this chick wearing?" . Talk about discount bridal and that head piece ..... is that not from the Michael's bridal aisle meant for a flower girl? ..... What gave it away? ...... it doesn't even fit her head let alone this CENTURY! And her hair .... Honeeeey .... did you just get out of the shower and didn't give yourself ample time to at least blow dry!
Oooooooooo ... well ... what should one expect when you get married in a venue where plastic plants went to die .... liturally ........... this bride has more ribbing to come I'm sure !!!!!!
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