IRRITAGING CRAP MY HUSBAND DOES ……. Or THE FAST way BACK TO THE FUTURE ...a working title

Its time for a GOO tale. I’ve been saving this because I never write angry … yeah right.

A few weekends back we picked up Daddy and thought we would take him to Breakfast …. Hint hint bros and sis ….. On the way we drove through the County Park. We drive through this park at least once a week. On the main road of the park is a roundabout of sorts. Once GOO pulled out of his intersecting street and halfway thru the circle he spied a snow pile and then …. SUDDENLY .... he time warped in to a revelation he was 10 years old again!

There he was with head full of brown hair and adolescent disobedience. A 10 year old, with more athletic talent beyond his hero’s ….. Willie Stargell. All this combined with his shiny KIA sled with 4 new expensive rubber bumpers he saved up for. With ardent ambition to show-off and impress the pretty little blonde hair girl next door, he swooshed his sled across the Bering curve in the road, swiftly avoiding the obstacles of the other “sledders” and crashed into the enormous snow pile only to

… KER-KLUUUUNK!!!

It was 2012 again !!! Wait … The pretty little blonde is .... uuummmm ….. matured but .... not looking to happy. “What was that?” the boy from the past said. Blondie replied,”I think you hit the CURB!” ….. “you MORON” she said in her head. Daddy in the car remember? …………………….

A few minutes down the road the car passengers hear THIIIISSSSUMP BUUUMP BUUMP BUMP BUUMP BUUMP The kid all grown-up says “What is that?”. Blondie replied,”I think you have a FLAT!” ….. “You absolute MORON … plus a few other things ”, she said in her head. DADDY!!! ……

From a cold and frigid, "closed on Sundays", neighborhood strip mall parking lot the blonde girl SUDDENLY is whisked into the future by 2 hours and finds herself home with the man who just put a slice in the side of her $200 tire. She was feeling all the decades of bitch!